When I die, I should quite like to be ingested by some of the biggest stars of the silver screen.

Of course I would be cremated first, I don’t expect these gorgeous A-listers to have to get their lips around a whole steak, their time is too precious, their jaws too shapely and their palettes too delicate. Besides, their nutritionists would never allow it.

The most critically acclaimed actors and actresses of the time would be preferable, although I am not fussy. For example if I were to die tomorrow, although that is not something I am interested in doing, then it is a simply wonderful thought that I may be sprinkled over Brad Pitt’s caesar salad as he dines with his family; no dressing for Angelina, extra croutons for the kids. 

Or perhaps Colin Firth? He was absolutely terrific in The King’s Speech after all. Yes, keep me in a salt-shaker by his catering van so that in the middle of a hard days filming, he’s able to grab his stew on-the-go and season to taste.

Of course Helen Mirrin, the Helen Mirrin, Dame Helen Mirrin, goes without saying. With the career that she’s had, who knows where in her weekly shop I might end up. 

Although I do worry that the stars of tomorrow may be much less reputable and held in much lower esteem than the shining examples of success and dignity that can we mostly see today. Heaven forbid I get stirred into the likes of Jeffrey Archer’s Horlicks.

I am aware that this is just a pipe-dream; such well known personalities have much more important and interesting things to busy themselves with, but if nothing else, I’d settle for being spread over Fiona Bruce’s toast.

I have never walked so far in my own shoes,
To know where I am going,
Or even to know,
Where I am.

Listen/purchase: What It’s Like To Wait by Death On Two Legs

Going to ELCAF this weekend

What should I be checking out?

"In the Steven Spielberg movie, E.T., why is the alien brown? No reason. In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? No reason. In Oliver Stone’s JFK, why is the president suddenly assassinated by some stranger? No reason. 

In the excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper, why don’t we ever see the characters go to the bathroom, or wash their hands like people do in real life? Absolutely no reason. Worse, in the Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well? Once again the answer is, no reason. 

I could go on for hours with more examples, the list is endless. You probably never gave it a thought, but all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason. And you know why?

Because life itself is filled with no reason.”

My life is so much more boring than what social media tells you, and it doesn’t even tell you that it’s exciting at all. 

I promise that you have never seen anyone quite like him. Certainly you will know others similar, but it would not be untrue to say that no-one is quite on the same level. 

In fact he is such a way, that it would be impossible for me to describe him without sounding unpleasant, so I shall not even try to do so.

I drink when I’m bored and I’m bored when I drink, 
I drink to forget then I forget to think. 

With my undergrad degree finishing in just under 5 and a half hours, I can’t help but feel my shitty future hurtling towards me. 

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and then politely asked them out.
He had a series of meaningful emotional relationships from that point onwards.

This was some of my evening

This was some of my evening

pre-staff meeting vanity

pre-staff meeting vanity

TODAY

TODAY

Norm’s Pizza in The Crocodiles Dilemma.
Margey’s Norm?

Norm’s Pizza in The Crocodiles Dilemma.

Margey’s Norm?

George Godwin and Wrong Art A/V presents: Cairn by George Godwin, a brand new audio-visual installation.Presented as a pentaptych video projection with 4 channel multi-sound, the debut performance of this new and exciting piece will be the evening of Sunday 11th May 2014 at PATS Dance Studio, University of Surrey campus, Guildford.
FACEBOOK EVENT
Free admission // Door time TBC (probably 7pm)
See footage from George’s previous installation, Modem, here.
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George Godwin and Wrong Art A/V presents: Cairn by George Godwin, a brand new audio-visual installation.

Presented as a pentaptych video projection with 4 channel multi-sound, the debut performance of this new and exciting piece will be the evening of Sunday 11th May 2014 at PATS Dance Studio, University of Surrey campus, Guildford.

FACEBOOK EVENT

Free admission // Door time TBC (probably 7pm)

See footage from George’s previous installation, Modem, here.

GeorgeGodwin.Wordpress.com
Facebook.com/WrongArtAV
Twitter.com/WrongArtAV